IF YOU’RE EVER SAD
SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.
OH MY GOD
I’m Fuckin cryin
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.