February 2012
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Good weed, and cold drinks that's the...
princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next aisle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
LMAO
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danyheatley:
stransky:
r-ocketqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
- The Travelocity Gnome - Patrick Kane
Steve Ott
Ke$ha
Don Cherry’s suits
A Lamp
Bellybutton lint
A stale Cheeto
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I wanted something from my Asian friend, so I...
ryankeslerdidthis:
“Pretty please with rice on top”
ded
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THE LA KINGS ARE FOOLS... they don't know what...
evening-glow:
Thank goodness there’s enough booze and women to last them a while…
The trade is pending Carter’s health though…so really it may never happen.
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“This is what hockey should be. A lot of chances, a lot of hitting, no cheap...”
– Henrik Sedin (via lovelaughxo)
jada-le:
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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i just want to be friends with wiz khalifa.
teamhaleb:
that is all.
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